Sunshine: A Quadrillionzillion Dollar Dumb Blonde Computer

It’s Shocktober, time for horror fans to rejoice. Better still, it’s time for a spooktacular Final Girl Film Club. Rather than a single exchange, we will trade our thoughts, feelings, impressions and/or mounting insanity on 31 horror movies over the next 31 days. To take the 31 theme to a nice round 3, I’ll limit mine to 31 words.

Today’s movie: Sunshine

Icarus’s self-preservation software, which is two shades darker than a fucking bitch to deal with at first, only sighs, “Hey… Hey… Don’t do that.” as Harvey Dent is sabotaging it.

About Aeryk Pierson

Aeryk is a delicate fondue of Viking and Cajun stock, with all the subtly, grace and refinement of a moonshine high colonic. His iTunes library is named Bad Mother Fucker despite the fact it has "The Bangles Greatest Hits."