Audition: Will Cure You of Your Japanese Girl Fantasy

It’s Shocktober, time for horror fans to rejoice. Better still, it’s time for a spooktacular Final Girl Film Club. Rather than a single exchange, we will trade our thoughts, feelings, impressions and/or mounting insanity on 31 horror movies over the next 31 days. To take the 31 theme to a nice round 3, I’ll limit mine to 31 words.

Today’s movie: Audition

This is a Takashi Miike film? Bullshit! It’s too slow. No ultra-violent insanity. I almost turned it off. When Aoyama goes looking for Asami, God Almighty! Fuck. Cute. Japanese. Girls.

About Aeryk Pierson

Aeryk is a delicate fondue of Viking and Cajun stock, with all the subtly, grace and refinement of a moonshine high colonic. His iTunes library is named Bad Mother Fucker despite the fact it has "The Bangles Greatest Hits."